Modern English Usage: Totes

Totes

-Adverb
-One Syllable
-Origin: Abbreviated version of the common English term, "totally".
-Why: You're saving yourself 2 letters, and/or 2 syllables.
-Used by: Teenagers, girls Kevin sleeps with, people on MTV, Californians, Saudi Princess.
-Use in Sentence: "Blogging is totes cool."
-Other acceptable uses:
Girl 1: Should I go home with him?
Girl 2: Totes.
Girl 1: Word.

Guy 1: You wanna do a line?
Guy 2: Totes.